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Today's Jokes

  1. Schrödinger's cat walks into a bar and doesn't.
  2. I have a joke about trickle down economics, but 99% of you will never get it.
  3. "Can I tell you a TCP joke?" "Please tell me a TCP joke." "OK, I'll tell you a TCP joke."
  4. Two fish in a tank. One turns to the other and says, "Do you know how to drive this thing?"
  5. My parents raised me as an only child, which really annoyed my younger brother.
  6. Programming is 10% science, 20% ingenuity, and 70% getting the ingenuity to work with the science.
  7. A programmer puts two glasses on his bedside table before going to sleep. A full one, in case he gets thirsty, and an empty one, in case he doesn't.
  8. Yo mama is so old, she knew Burger King while he was still a prince.
  9. Never date a baker. They're too kneady.
  10. I've got a really good UDP joke to tell you but I don’t know if you'll get it.

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