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Today's Jokes

  1. Judge: "I sentence you to the maximum punishment..." Me (thinking): "Please be death, please be death..." Judge: "Learn Java!" Me: "Damn."
  2. I'd tell you a joke about NAT but I would have to translate.
  3. Have a great weekend! I hope your code behaves the same on Monday as it did on Friday.
  4. I have a joke about Stack Overflow, but you would say it's a duplicate.
  5. Debugging is like being the detective in a crime movie where you're also the murderer at the same time.
  6. Two C strings walk into a bar. The bartender asks "What can I get ya?" The first string says "I'll have a gin and tonic." The second string thinks for a minute, then says "I'll take a tequila sunriseJF()#$JF(#)$(@J#()$@#())!*FNIN!OBN134ufh1ui34hf9813f8h8384h981h3984h5F!##@" The first string apologizes, "You'll have to excuse my friend, he's not null-terminated."
  7. Today, my son asked "Can I have a book mark?" and I burst into tears. 11 years old and he still doesn't know my name is Brian.
  8. Programming is 10% science, 20% ingenuity, and 70% getting the ingenuity to work with the science.
  9. My husband and I were happy for 20 years. And then we met.
  10. Yo mama is so old, she knew Burger King while he was still a prince.

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