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Today's Jokes

  1. A perfectionist walked into a bar... apparently, the bar was not set high enough.
  2. I'd tell you a joke about NAT but I would have to translate.
  3. Java and C were telling jokes. It was C's turn, so he writes something on the wall, points to it and says "Do you get the reference?" But Java didn't.
  4. Relationship Status: just tried to reach for my dog's paw and he pulled it away so I pretended I was reaching for the remote.
  5. Today I learned that changing random stuff until your program works is "hacky" and a "bad coding practice" but if you do it fast enough it's "Machine Learning" and pays 4x your current salary.
  6. How do you tell HTML from HTML5? - Try it out in Internet Explorer - Did it work? - No? - It's HTML5.
  7. Debugging: Removing the needles from the haystack.
  8. If you're here for the yodeling lesson, please form an orderly orderly orderly queue.
  9. I was struggling to figure out how lightning works, but then it struck me.
  10. If Bill Gates had a dime for every time Windows crashed ... Oh wait, he does.

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