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Today I learned that changing random stuff until your program works is "hacky" and a "bad coding practice" but if you do it fast enough it's "Machine Learning" and pays 4x your current salary.
Debugging is like being the detective in a crime movie where you're also the murderer at the same time.
Two fish in a tank. One turns to the other and says, "Do you know how to drive this thing?"
A neutron walks into a bar and asks for a price on a drink. The barkeeper says: "For you... no charge!"
My wife is really mad at the fact that I have no sense of direction. So I packed up my stuff and right.
A perfectionist walked into a bar... apparently, the bar was not set high enough.
The glass is neither half-full nor half-empty, the glass is twice as big as it needs to be.
Never date a baker. They're too kneady.
Two C strings walk into a bar. The bartender asks "What can I get ya?" The first string says "I'll have a gin and tonic." The second string thinks for a minute, then says "I'll take a tequila sunriseJF()#$JF(#)$(@J#()$@#())!*FNIN!OBN134ufh1ui34hf9813f8h8384h981h3984h5F!##@" The first string apologizes, "You'll have to excuse my friend, he's not null-terminated."
I was struggling to figure out how lightning works, but then it struck me.

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