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  1. A man is smoking a cigarette and blowing smoke rings into the air. His girlfriend becomes irritated with the smoke and says "Can't you see the warning on the cigarette pack? Smoking is hazardous to your health!" to which the man replies, "I am a programmer. We don't worry about warnings; we only worry about errors."
  2. A programmer puts two glasses on his bedside table before going to sleep. A full one, in case he gets thirsty, and an empty one, in case he doesn't.
  3. My wife is really mad at the fact that I have no sense of direction. So I packed up my stuff and right.
  4. My parents raised me as an only child, which really annoyed my younger brother.
  5. The six stages of debugging: 1. That can't happen. 2. That doesn't happen on my machine. 3. That shouldn't happen. 4. Why does that happen? 5. Oh, I see. 6. How did that ever work?
  6. I'm reading a book about anti-gravity. It's impossible to put down!
  7. The generation of random numbers is too important to be left to chance.
  8. Today I learned that changing random stuff until your program works is "hacky" and a "bad coding practice" but if you do it fast enough it's "Machine Learning" and pays 4x your current salary.
  9. UDP is better in the COVID era since it avoids unnecessary handshakes.
  10. I visited my friend at his new house. He told me to make myself at home. So I threw him out. I hate having visitors.

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