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Today's Jokes

  1. Knock knock. Who's there? Recursion. Recursion who? Knock knock.
  2. I have a joke about trickle down economics, but 99% of you will never get it.
  3. I've got a really good UDP joke to tell you but I don’t know if you'll get it.
  4. A man is smoking a cigarette and blowing smoke rings into the air. His girlfriend becomes irritated with the smoke and says "Can't you see the warning on the cigarette pack? Smoking is hazardous to your health!" to which the man replies, "I am a programmer. We don't worry about warnings; we only worry about errors."
  5. Debugging: Removing the needles from the haystack.
  6. My wife is really mad at the fact that I have no sense of direction. So I packed up my stuff and right.
  7. Never date a baker. They're too kneady.
  8. If Bill Gates had a dime for every time Windows crashed ... Oh wait, he does.
  9. Today I learned that changing random stuff until your program works is "hacky" and a "bad coding practice" but if you do it fast enough it's "Machine Learning" and pays 4x your current salary.
  10. Programming is 10% science, 20% ingenuity, and 70% getting the ingenuity to work with the science.

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United States Ohio Columbus · Anthropic, PBC
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IP 216.73.217.xxx
Address
United States Ohio Columbus · Anthropic, PBC
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https://fco*.shop/

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OK 216.73.217.xxx · United States Ohio Columbus · Anthropic, PBC
https://fco*.shop/ Sep 1, 2026 7:47 AM
404 216.73.217.xxx · United States Ohio Columbus · Anthropic, PBC
https://fco*.shop/robots.txt Sep 1, 2026 7:47 AM
404 195.178.110.xxx · Andorra Andorra la Vella Andorra la Vella · Techoff SRV Limited
https://alw*.shop/.env.example Sep 1, 2026 7:47 AM
OK 40.77.167.xxx · United States Virginia Boydton · Microsoft Azure Cloud (eastus2)
https://www.hpr*.shop/?porto_builder=shop-banner Sep 1, 2026 7:46 AM
404 40.77.167.xxx · United States Virginia Boydton · Microsoft Azure Cloud (eastus2)
https://www.hpr*.shop/robots.txt Sep 1, 2026 7:46 AM
OK 216.73.217.xxx · United States Ohio Columbus · Anthropic, PBC
https://fco*.shop/ Sep 1, 2026 7:46 AM
OK 195.178.110.xxx · Andorra Andorra la Vella Andorra la Vella · Techoff SRV Limited
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OK 216.73.217.xxx · United States Ohio Columbus · Anthropic, PBC
https://fco*.shop/ Sep 1, 2026 7:46 AM
OK 216.73.217.xxx · United States Ohio Columbus · Anthropic, PBC
https://fco*.shop/ Sep 1, 2026 7:46 AM
404 195.178.110.xxx · Andorra Andorra la Vella Andorra la Vella · Techoff SRV Limited
https://alw*.shop/.env~ Sep 1, 2026 7:45 AM
OK 66.249.73.xxx · United States California Mountain View · Google LLC
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https://fco*.shop/ Sep 1, 2026 7:43 AM
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http://fbo*.shop/robots.txt Sep 1, 2026 7:43 AM
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https://fco*.shop/ Sep 1, 2026 7:43 AM
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http://age*.shop/ Sep 1, 2026 7:43 AM
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404 20.48.250.xxx · Canada Ontario Toronto · Microsoft Azure Cloud (canadacentral)
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http://fco*.shop/this_is_a_new_hello_world.php Sep 1, 2026 7:41 AM
404 20.48.250.xxx · Canada Ontario Toronto · Microsoft Azure Cloud (canadacentral)
http://fco*.shop/wp-content/plugins/hellopress/wp_filemanager.php Sep 1, 2026 7:41 AM
404 173.239.213.xxx · United States Georgia Atlanta · LogicWeb Inc
http://fdi*.shop/wp-login.php Sep 1, 2026 7:41 AM
OK 170.106.187.xxx · United States California Santa Clara · Tencent Cloud Computing (Beijing) Co
http://lqu*.shop/ Sep 1, 2026 7:37 AM
OK 51.222.95.xxx · Canada Quebec Beauharnois · Dmytro, Ahrefs Pte Ltd
http://hwr*.shop/ Sep 1, 2026 7:36 AM
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http://hwr*.shop/robots.txt Sep 1, 2026 7:36 AM
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OK 216.73.216.xxx · United States Ohio Columbus · Anthropic, PBC
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OK 216.73.216.xxx · United States Ohio Columbus · Anthropic, PBC
https://fro*.shop/ Sep 1, 2026 7:32 AM
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https://fro*.shop/robots.txt Sep 1, 2026 7:32 AM
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https://alw*.shop/sitemap.xml Sep 1, 2026 7:31 AM
404 216.73.216.xxx · United States Ohio Columbus · Anthropic, PBC
https://alw*.shop/robots.txt Sep 1, 2026 7:31 AM
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http://www.fbo*.shop/ Sep 1, 2026 7:31 AM
OK 216.73.216.xxx · United States Ohio Columbus · Anthropic, PBC
https://fro*.shop/ Sep 1, 2026 7:29 AM
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