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Today's Jokes

  1. Never date a baker. They're too kneady.
  2. Algorithm: A word used by programmers when they don't want to explain how their code works.
  3. I'd tell you a joke about NAT but I would have to translate.
  4. "We messed up the keming again guys."
  5. I have a joke about Stack Overflow, but you would say it's a duplicate.
  6. I visited my friend at his new house. He told me to make myself at home. So I threw him out. I hate having visitors.
  7. Java and C were telling jokes. It was C's turn, so he writes something on the wall, points to it and says "Do you get the reference?" But Java didn't.
  8. Have a great weekend! I hope your code behaves the same on Monday as it did on Friday.
  9. There are only 10 kinds of people in this world: those who know binary and those who don't.
  10. Four engineers get into a car. The car won't start. The Mechanical engineer says "It's a broken starter". The Electrical engineer says "Dead battery". The Chemical engineer says "Impurities in the gasoline". The IT engineer says "Hey guys, I have an idea: How about we all get out of the car and get back in".

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