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  1. Programming is 10% science, 20% ingenuity, and 70% getting the ingenuity to work with the science.
  2. The six stages of debugging: 1. That can't happen. 2. That doesn't happen on my machine. 3. That shouldn't happen. 4. Why does that happen? 5. Oh, I see. 6. How did that ever work?
  3. Debugging is like being the detective in a crime movie where you're also the murderer at the same time.
  4. // This line doesn't actually do anything, but the code stops working when I delete it.
  5. My husband and I were happy for 20 years. And then we met.
  6. A SQL statement walks into a bar and sees two tables. It approaches, and asks "may I join you?"
  7. There are only 10 kinds of people in this world: those who know binary and those who don't.
  8. Algorithm: A word used by programmers when they don't want to explain how their code works.
  9. UDP is better in the COVID era since it avoids unnecessary handshakes.
  10. Two SQL tables sit at the bar. A query approaches and asks "Can I join you?"

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