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Today's Jokes

  1. Judge: "I sentence you to the maximum punishment..." Me (thinking): "Please be death, please be death..." Judge: "Learn Java!" Me: "Damn."
  2. I have a joke about trickle down economics, but 99% of you will never get it.
  3. Have a great weekend! I hope your code behaves the same on Monday as it did on Friday.
  4. How do you tell HTML from HTML5? - Try it out in Internet Explorer - Did it work? - No? - It's HTML5.
  5. Oysters hate to give away their pearls because they are shellfish.
  6. Schrödinger's cat walks into a bar and doesn't.
  7. A programmer puts two glasses on his bedside table before going to sleep. A full one, in case he gets thirsty, and an empty one, in case he doesn't.
  8. Today, my son asked "Can I have a book mark?" and I burst into tears. 11 years old and he still doesn't know my name is Brian.
  9. Yo mama is so old, she knew Burger King while he was still a prince.
  10. The glass is neither half-full nor half-empty, the glass is twice as big as it needs to be.

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