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Today's Jokes

  1. The generation of random numbers is too important to be left to chance.
  2. If Bill Gates had a dime for every time Windows crashed ... Oh wait, he does.
  3. I visited my friend at his new house. He told me to make myself at home. So I threw him out. I hate having visitors.
  4. Judge: "I sentence you to the maximum punishment..." Me (thinking): "Please be death, please be death..." Judge: "Learn Java!" Me: "Damn."
  5. A byte walks into a bar looking miserable. The bartender asks it: "What's wrong buddy?" "Parity error." it replies. "Ah that makes sense, I thought you looked a bit off."
  6. My parents raised me as an only child, which really annoyed my younger brother.
  7. A neutron walks into a bar and asks for a price on a drink. The barkeeper says: "For you... no charge!"
  8. A programmer puts two glasses on his bedside table before going to sleep. A full one, in case he gets thirsty, and an empty one, in case he doesn't.
  9. Two SQL tables sit at the bar. A query approaches and asks "Can I join you?"
  10. UDP is better in the COVID era since it avoids unnecessary handshakes.

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